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# Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
# There's too much blood in my caffeine system
# A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
# Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
# It tastes like burning
# Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
# May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
# Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
# I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
# Love me or leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
# Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
# On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
# A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
# If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
# Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
# Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
# We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
# I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet

# Your body tastes so sweet, it's the only thing I need
# Wanna do it tonight?
# Yes, I know I'm Se-xy!
# If size doen't matter why am I so popular?
# Don't bother if you don't smother
# Erotic is with a feather, porn is with a chick
# Kinky forfills dreams
# Sex is a pain in the ass
# Put your penis in my venus
# So many women/men, so little time!
# Better to have sex with a spook, than getting fingered by Captain Hook!
# I feel sexy today!!
# You + Me = best sex of your life
# Use your fantasie when you think of me
# I'm superman in bed
# You so sexy I could cry!
# Get in my bed!
# I'm too sexy 4 you
# Boys are like cars, before you know it, you're under one
# Don't think just DO it

# Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
# Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
# I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
# CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
# Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
# Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
# You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
# I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
# Welcome to loserville. Population: you
# It's people like you who give scum a bad name
# I've had fun before. This isn't it
# Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
# I dream about a monster, about you!
# Your village called, their idiot is missing
# Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
# I'd smack you but shit splatters!
# It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
# Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
# You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
# If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

# People who make hand-kisses are freaking lazy!
# On your knees! I am online
# (name) connecting people...
# Wait a minute... I am bringing an offer to the toilet gods
# What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck
# Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
# Hi! My name's Nobody. Nobody is perfect.
# La La Li La - Can't hear you - La Li La La
# You don't have to be the best, be better than the rest!
# I can do it, I can let it be but I get it done!
# It's brown and it doesn't weight much... lightbrown!
# Did you just grab my ass?
# Select my name and press ALT + F4
# Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
# This guy/girl needs a tutorial
# A selfish person is someone who doesn't think about me
# Does people working at Pickwick ever get a coffeebreak?
# Who farted!?
# Here I am! What were your other 2 wishes?
# It's green and it's peaks behind a corner... a spionach

# The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
# 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
# Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
# Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
# To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
# Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
# Don't hate the player, hate the game
# Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
# Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
# I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
# *ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
# Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out!
# Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
# Call me anytime, I won't be home
# I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
# Sigh... (name) is in love with me
# I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
# Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
# Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
# Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!

# If Italians taste as good as their icecream, i want two!
# If I didn't have you, you didn't have me
# Badgirl/Badboy with good intentions
# If I ain't g0t j0ee babY!
# Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live
# You are a star, fall for me!
# Hopelessly devoted to you!
# Hey I'm not the bitch/ahole, I am THE bitch/ahole!
# Sparkle your MSN, add me!
# Boys are smart, boys are brave. Girls are smarter and behave!
# Gils are pretty, girls are smart. Boys are smarter and got a big heart!
# You are a walking fishbowl, I see right through you
# You can always call me (70 cents p/m)
# Is a full harddisk lighter than an empty one?
# How pretty I am? Pretty cool!
# How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this!
# Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?
# I'm blonde, but I ain't stupid
# How do you call the end of a shoe-lace? Exactly!
# How to get an dino from the water? Wet!

# Only a true friend tells you the real truth about yourself
# I know you are a real friend. Why? I just know!
# Are you a friend because I am friendly?
# Dogs 4 life
# Cats 4 life
# A friend will always help you
# A lot of people know me, but you know me best!
# My friends are my world!
# Wanna be friends again?
# Girls night tonight!? H yeah!
# Should I smile beause you're a friend, or cry cause that’s all we'll ever be?!
# True friends don't need words
# Dogs in da house tonight
# Don't mess with us before setting up your testament
# Just because I'm friendly, doesn't mean we're friends!
# My girl goes before ANYONE!
# It's great to be friends with you!
# You know who I'm talking to, let's rock tonight!
# Don't mess with my cats
# Friendly makes friends